Hello, this is me, my name is Hannah and this is my webpage… that’s why it says Hannah’s webpage at the topJ. My little green friend protecting my webpage is Blinky, he was abandoned as an egg but has led a surprisingly boring life since, apart from the visit to Mars…but we’re not supposed to talk about that.

First I suppose I’d better get the boring bit out of the way. I’m Hannah, I’m a 19 year old trainee operating department practitioner (ODP), basically that means that I work in an operating theatre handling squishy bits. It’s fun and messy sometimes, but messy makes the fun more interesting. I live at home with my mum, dad and two brothers (Adam and Calum) I’m pretty sure that you know that already though. I also have a dog, Marcus, a mouse, HamandPork, and two fish, Paragon and Yar Burger. I’m currently trying to persuade my mum to let me buy a pair of rats, a pangolin, an elephant and a Komodo dragon; I don’t think I’m really getting anywhere though. I like Babylon 5, music, animals, hats, socks and stripes; I’ve never done any hallucinogenic drugs despite what the people who hear my interests think. I’m learning to play the guitar, how to drive and how to speak whale (not really I just wanted to sound interesting. As soon as I get the hang of the guitar I’ll start though promise!). I think that that is really all I can say about myself I told you it would be boring, oh well on with the good stuff.

Tembo: The elephant I brought without my parents knowledge.

Humorous Operations: Invent your own operations, just don’t try them at home…unless you REALLY want to.

Music: The stuff I listen to, it had to be on here really didn’t it.

Books: The stuff I read, it didn’t have to be on here really but it is so tough.

My Family: It’s just like the very funny TV series.

You can email me if you want, I don’t mind. Tell me what’s crap about my site, things you wanna know whatever